BELLA

DIRECTOR OF SECURITY | HIGH POINT CENTER(2026-2027)

Bella joined Austin Velocity in the one position she was built for: Director of Security at High Point Center. She patrols at ankle height, which she considers a tactical advantage.

Her primary duty is athlete assessment. Every player who comes through the door is evaluated and sorted, immediately and permanently, into Good Kid or Kid Under Investigation. Her criteria are classified, though analysis suggests a strong correlation with who is holding a snack. Athletes may appeal by sitting down on the floor at her level. Most appeals are granted.

Bella’s longest-running assignment is supervising the USPS lady, whom she has personally reviewed every single day for years. The mail has arrived on time throughout. Bella takes full credit.

Off duty she lives in Cedar Park with her mom, Coach Amanda, her sister Chalula, and her brothers Kevin the cat and Sophie the dog. Kevin does not respect the chain of command. She is a devoted snack enthusiast and holds the household’s most strategic couch cushion. She has no coaching certifications and feels the title speaks for itself.